I’m going to assume 2 things about you.

1. You're tired of reading basic "about me's" on portfolios.

2. You’re in dire need of a foot massage.

I can’t help you with 2, but I’ll try to make this interesting.

I’m not going to tell you how great of a copywriter I am.

Or that “I’ll make you money with my words.”

Or that “I’m a dynamic and innovative writer who makes award-winning 360 creative campaigns on command.”

Let’s throw the clichés out the window, shall we?

Instead, I’m here to tell you the truest thing I can say about myself.

Give me 60 seconds and I’ll show you why I’m the most existential copywriter out there.

Watch the video below. Or don’t. Life goes on, I guess.